Someday Thinking of Moving On

Four months ago, sometime last fall, I began
drinking with the complete intention of drinking.
Binge drinking holding the complete intention
of being a waiter. What better way to wait
than to drink? I don’t recommend waiting drunk,
but drinking after, pass the time ‘til someday something better.

If you haven’t been to LACMA lately, then now is a good time to go. Your Bright Future: 12 Contemporary Artists from Korea showing until September 20 is amazing.

Contrary to what you may have learned in school, civilizations are not remembered for their architecture or their ceramics or their journalism, for that matter. Instead, cultures will always be remembered for their ability to host a top-notch party, a party that can be seen from space. Such is the mission of Mindshare. Billed as an evening of “enlightened debauchery,” Mindshare is the closest thing to a landing pad I have seen in 600 years. By landing pad I mean runway, and by runway I mean something similar to the Nazca Lines pointing the way into the Incan Citadel of …